February 2012
302 posts
Mom: When's the last time you did some socializing?
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: I don't understand that reference.
Sometimes I wonder how I got to be so weird. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
reblog if you think being black is a choice
jason-sudeikis:
oh i see how it is
bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”
but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
kakoreo:
Alex (delight-in-books.tumblr.com) and I attempting to make cute gifs, haha.
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!